Reasons I Need Coffee: It tastes like hopes and dreams. Caffeine perks me up. Other people talk to me in the morning. Jail is a real thing. It's difficult to work if eyes are closed. It helps me mimic socially acceptable behavior. Strangers stare if you forget to put pants on. Wooden Sign
- Size: 9x12 inches
- Made from solid knotty pine
- Beveled edges
- Routed slot in back for hanging
- Proudly Made in America
